Girls are Strange

Massive Attack feat. Martina Topley Bird – Psyche

Over and over again.

Chelsi: I was going to shower
: but I made a sandwich instead

Arwen: lol
: that’s funny
: because I was gonna head to the gym
: but instead I made pesto toast

Go through self checkout when you’ve got a full cart of groceries and a three year old that obviously hates being a three year old and everything it stands for. I mean, COME ON.

<3.

Life asks: You suddenly find yourself in the emergency room, stripping down to one of those hideous backless hospital gowns in preparation for a chest exam. What’s the first thing that crosses your mind?

Chelsi answers: Bad day for a thong, but the nips have been groomed so we’re all good.