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Last week I was playing cards with some friends of mine while the television was on in the background and we all had to stop because Isabella Rossellini was suddenly on, dressed up as a praying mantis, and she was humping... another praying mantis? But a cardboard one. Then the cardboard praying mantis bit her head off.
Why, Isabella? Why?
Tagged as: green porno, insect sex, isabella rossellini, praying mantis
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