After spending about thirty seconds thinking about my last post, I decided it would only be fair to make a profile of myself too. Here we go:
Name: Chelsi
How I got my name: My mom watched On Golden Pond a month before I was born. Up until then I was referred to as Juli with an "i" because she's creative like that. I still haven't seen the movie, but I know that the character Chelsea is described as slightly heavy and is played by Jane Fonda. Woopdeedoo.
Worst experience involving this particular name: When Bill Clinton was in office everybody in the Bay Area became hip to the name Chelsea and asked stupid questions like, Are you related to or friends with Chelsea Clinton? NO. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? My reasons for not voting for Hillary were a little personal.
Reason for interning: A semester before I graduated college I made up a resume and almost shit a brick because under the Experience section all I had was a picture of me shoving my thumb up my ass.
Most prevalent item worn on person: My Deux Lux bag because it's so gigantic that I could probably fit myself into it if I tried really, really hard.
Poison of choice: Belvedere vodka / iced double espressos.
My dream job would be: Something involving art, writing and telecommuting because these gas prices are killing me.
I am the best intern because: I am OK with the fact that the bags under my eyes are large enough to qualify for their own area code, all because of how much time and effort I put into a job that doesn't pay.
A famous person that makes me feel highly uncomfortable and at times, even frightened: Kevin Bacon.
If I were a cartoon character: Susie Derkins from Calvin and Hobbes.
Why Susie?: Because the love of my life always happens to be the bane of my existence as well, and survey says I am doomed to many years of getting snowballs thrown at my head.