20Aug/08Off
Do’s
Change all Chuck Norris jokes to Michael Phelps jokes:
-Jesus didn’t walk on water. He just hitched a ride on Michael Phelps’ back.
-When Michael Phelps swims, he doesn’t swim forward, the pool moves backwards.
-Michael Phelps’ father is King Triton. It’s why he wasn’t in the stands.
(via digg)
-Michael Phelps can split the atom. With his bare hands.
(via gawker)
(I stole this entire post from Amy because I lack humor, originality and time to surf the internet. Thanks, dear!)