21Apr/09Off
Don’t's
Try to make nice on AIM after you've already fucked me over multiple times. I won't be cool just because it's been months since we last spoke:
Asshole: Hey
Me: ..hi
Asshole: What's the password to my old computer?
Me: I don't know. You didn't tell it to me.
Asshole: I did too!
Me: No, because you password protected it in the first place after I found that folder full of slutty photos of all of your ex girlfriends. You know, the ones you crawled around for on Myspace *while* we were dating? You must remember.
Asshole: Anyway...
Me: Try "imadickhole"
Asshole: The password hint is "my fav"
Me: Oh, oh, try "Myspace hookers"