24Jul/09Off
Conversations of the Elite
Angela: Angelina Jolie is in Iraq, according to French TV
Chelsi: Isn't she always in Iraq?
A: Perhaps
C: or...
: Tanzania
: or...
: Malawi
A: did she and Teh Brad break up?
C: I'm not sure. I think she and Brad are the famous-er John and Kate, which means they terrify me in a big, big way
A: Beeg got me reading tons of John and Kate stuff the other day
: His new girlfriend is grody
C: I heard she's a lesbian
A: I heard she gets drunk and slams into plants
C: I heard she gets drunk and goes down on girls
A: While slamming into potted plants?
C: Yeah, it must be a new thing
: some new age shit
A: That's sexay