Lately: Pillow talk
1.
He says: Do you know what I heard today? I heard two things. One: You haven't seen Zoolander (seriously, where have you been) and two: I'm your favorite, which I wasn't surprised by.
2.
She says: Shoot me.
He says: With what?
S: A camera!
H: Why would I wanna break it?
S: Ass.
H: You know you could never break a camera...
S: I could at like, 7:30 AM...
H: Naw, that's when girls look their finest.
: Squinty with some eye boogers, that makes my morning.
3.
He says: Black is the color of the bruise you gave me
She says: Get over it.
H: How was my day, you ask? Amazing. Thank you.
4.
She says: I have to get some sleep.
He says: Sweet dreams of me, but don't get carried away.
5.
He says: Give yourself a punch in the head...from me
: =)
6.
He says: Have I told you that you're the best?
She says: No, but i'll take it now
H: Oh, I was just making sure I hadn't.