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Life asks: Chelsi, you haven't even said anything about the volcano!
Chelsi answers: Oh, you mean the one that erupted and ruined the trip to France I'd been planning for a year?
Life: THAT'S THE ONE!
Chelsi: Of. All. Things.
Life: I know, right? I'm pretty proud of myself.
Chelsi: You're dead to me.