Posts under ‘Conversations’

Lacy: I must know who you met in the dive bar? And what is this business about socks?* Chelsi: Lacy… that post is tagged LIES L: So you made it up? : Why on earth would you do that? C: It was a story I wrote for Yvette’s birthday L: Ahhhh… C: Actually, I’m lying [...]

Gene: Hey. So one day… : can you post an awesome picture of you and me on your website : and make a post about how awesome we are? : so when you get famous… : I can be like, HEY I WAS ON THAT SHIT Chelsi: Sure, I can do that G: Thanks

ARP Magazine was able to sit down with the exotically beautiful and multi-talented Chelsi, while she was vacationing in Cannes, near the Palais des Festivals. From breaking unique world records to romancing international super models, insuring her assets and authoring four best-selling novels, Chelsi lives a life of fame, travel and intrigue that most of [...]

[Note: The following conversation has been edited down because I kinda care about your brain cells.] Chelsi: I’m reading American Gods by Neil Gaiman : anything to get Twilight out of my head : because every time I consider a story to write, it has something to do with vampires named Edward Arwen: why on [...]

Chelsi: Why did you randomly stand? Angela: I was eating a yogurt : and he stood : and for some reason I stood too : probably there is a scientific reason C: Perhaps you were a gentleman in another life A: I was a pimp and a white tiger in other lives. : and also [...]

Paul: I think we grossly underestimate our sorrows, in general. We always die of sadness, actually. Alice: You mean sadness is put inside us at birth? P: Yes. A: Like eye color? P: Exactly. That’s why it needs our care, but others can do nothing. No one can do anything about eye color. Also, I [...]