Posts under ‘Do’s’

“When something is sad and you want to talk about it… I’m here for that.”

Text message me at 6:30 in the morning with: Good morning Chelsi, I bet you are looking hella fine right now.

IM me first thing in the morning with: : u wanna come to a concert? : in SF : he’ll get ur panties wet : i promise EDIT: Chelsi: I blogged about you Sonny: i’d read it here at work but ur site is hella pink and i dont want ppl to be seeing these [...]

After years and years of hating me/avoiding me, pop up on my social network radar and tell me you actually think I’m awesome. That’s some gooooood shit.

Drunk text me. <3

Change all Chuck Norris jokes to Michael Phelps jokes: -Jesus didn’t walk on water. He just hitched a ride on Michael Phelps’ back. -When Michael Phelps swims, he doesn’t swim forward, the pool moves backwards. -Michael Phelps’ father is King Triton. It’s why he wasn’t in the stands. (via digg) -Michael Phelps can split the [...]