Do’s
Tell me I dropped something in the street and that a bum picked it up and looked super happy. Then, when I'm freaking out, tell me you were just kidding and ask me for my number.
Weird, but kinda cute.
Do’s
"I'm just going to leave remnants of man in your room so as to potentially cock block you."
Do’s
Ask me if your belt can "pony in" with my belongings at the airport security checkpoint because you've just been rejected by the metal detector and I am next in line. Afterwards, turn to your friend and say, "My belt hitched a ride with that young woman's laptop and jacket. Best time it ever had."
Sometimes flying isn't so bad.
Do’s
Tell me I'm "doing a fantastic job" at operating the credit card machine, grocery store checker dude. We should all be recognized for our tiny victories more often.
Do’s
Text message me at 6:30 in the morning with: Good morning Chelsi, I bet you are looking hella fine right now.
Do’s
IM me first thing in the morning with:
: u wanna come to a concert?
: in SF
: he'll get ur panties wet
: i promise
EDIT:
Chelsi: I blogged about you
Sonny: i'd read it here at work but ur site is hella pink and i dont want ppl to be seeing these things on my screen