Posts under ‘Letters To Life’

The look of this picture here might lead you to believe that this is going to be a post about how I once starred in a set of amateur porn videos. Alas, my life’s never been that interesting. Actually, I just needed a picture of my 20-year-old self for a writing exercise, and this is [...]

Dear Life, I saw your ad for the Shit Out of Luck and Destined for Doom and Poverty position this morning and thought I’d apply. I recently graduated from San Francisco State University with a degree in English and Art History, and now that both have proven their complete uselessness, I think I’m the perfect [...]

Dear life, Hey. Look, I know we’ve had our ups and downs and most of the time I curse you for torturing me and laughing at my expense, but I just wanted to say thank you from the bottom of my heart for the wonderful birthday I had yesterday. When I realized I was turning [...]