Posts under ‘On Being A Bitch’

Try to make nice on AIM after you’ve already fucked me over multiple times. I won’t be cool just because it’s been months since we last spoke: Asshole: Hey Me: ..hi Asshole: What’s the password to my old computer? Me: I don’t know. You didn’t tell it to me.  Asshole: I did too! Me: No, [...]

In case you missed my Tweet about it a few weeks ago, the joint I intern for asked me to stay through the Summer. How flippin’ amazing, right? So here’s where I’d normally elaborate on the amazingness of this opportunity, but since I’ve been itching for the last four months to talk about the various [...]

Call me after nearly eleven months of not talking because I told you I CAN’T STAND YOU, and casually remind me that it’s been a year since we messed around. You’ve got to be kidding me. I said things like you irritate me beyond belief, that I don’t want anything to do with you, that [...]

Yesterday I said I wasn’t going to write about the tedious process that is emailing eighty or so artists for their biographies. I’m still not going to do that, but I am going to write out my frustrations because it’s all that’s been on my brain lately. See, my internship is having an auction later [...]