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Posts under ‘On Being A Hellion’

To Hell!

Chelsi: I got 9 mosquito bites on my leg the night after you all left : It looked like I had Elephantitis Arwen: You do have Elephantitis C: …………… : You just told me I have Elephatitis : Just so we’re clear A: LOL : Yeeep : Just to be clear, that IS why your [...]

Thou shalt recycle, and not clean poo from a resistant child’s hands

I apologize to anyone offended by this, but I can’t help but laugh at the Vatican’s new “Seven Modern Social Sins”. Here there are, in all of their heavenly and non-polluted glory, right next to examples of how I may or may not have broken them in the last week: 1. Environmental pollution – I [...]