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		<title>A story about pie and stupid diseases</title>
		<link>http://girlsarestrange.com/2010/01/25/a-story-about-pie-and-stupid-diseases/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Broke Ho]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[On Being A Dreamer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody expects their chicken pot pie to be interrupted with the sudden need to go to the emergency room, so you can imagine my surprise when that’s exactly what happened to me a couple of weeks ago. Three hours, two pills and an EKG later, I’m the lucky winner of an acid reflux disease called [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Declined</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:03:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Foreigner]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, after realizing that I had successfully cooked a bunch of packaged food with Japanese instructions, my roommate asked timidly, "Are you starting to read Japanese now?" Guys, I can't even tell you how badly I wanted to answer "yes" to that ridiculous, ridiculous question. Sadly, as far as I know it's impossible to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A story about how I tried to go to Japan but failed</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:01:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Shit Magnet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[i hate united airlines with the fire of a thousand suns]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This week all posts were supposed to be typed and published on Japan’s zany future time zone, but alas, I am still in good ol’ California. Good ol’ dry, blistering hot, crap for brains, won’t let gays get married, California. Also home of the SFO airport, where the dumbest human beings IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pink Treats of Death and Prophylactics</title>
		<link>http://girlsarestrange.com/2007/12/27/pink-treats-of-death-and-prophylactics/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Daughter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When my most recent ex-factor admitted to sticking his dick in other vaginas behind my back, I made him get tested for STDs and all that jazz at Planned Parenthood. I could have gone myself and refused to tell him the results just to be an asshole, but seeing as how he HATES going to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RITA BOWDEN IS A BITCH</title>
		<link>http://girlsarestrange.com/2007/12/12/rita-bowden-is-a-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Shit Magnet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[On Being A Victim]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Check #295: paid to the order of Gina Bowden in the amount of two hundred dollars Check#296: paid to the order of Raley's in the amount of seventy five dollars and ninety three cents Check#290: paid to the order of Kohl's in the amount of one hundred thirty four dollars and twenty one cents (Sidenote: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>She Also Said God Must Hate Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 06:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[On Being A Shit Magnet]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So today I walked into the Journalism lab on campus to meet a friend, the same one who asked if I carried the devil in my handbag (because within two days my car was stolen, my ID went missing, I lost all my notes for my finals, and the alarm at her work went off [...]]]></description>
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		<title>And Then Sometimes Life is Like This</title>
		<link>http://girlsarestrange.com/2007/12/04/and-then-sometimes-life-is-like-this/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chelsi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’ve decided to stop fighting the fact that I am just one of those people that have landslides of bad things happen to them; that are accident-prone; that attract weird people and, for some reason, despite all of my efforts to appear too distracted in public places, the way I manage to invite conversation from [...]]]></description>
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