Posts under ‘On Being An Alcoholic’

While on vacation in Los Angeles last week, the moment it hit me that I was very far from home was surprisingly not when I stepped out of the car and felt the one hundred degree wave of heat hit me, or when I saw a fake tan on a twelve year old, or when [...]

Seriously Orbit, why Mojito? I can think of so many other delicious alcoholic beverages that would better suit gum flavor. Like Stoli pink lemonade! Or Sidecar! Or Sex on the Beach! Or vodka tonic. Mmm… vodka.

I’ve wanted to write a meaningful post for the last few days, I really have. But you know that life thing? Well, it gets in the way sometimes. The last couple of weeks have been really hectic because I’ve been busy doing the following: 1. Settling into my last semester as a college student. I [...]

  Big-headed me. This photo is probably karma for describing Angelina Jolie as a “bobble-headed alien lady” last week during a discussion with my co-worker about celebrities. ** note: someone asked me if that’s really water in the Dasani bottle. Definitely not, my friend. Definitely not.

This is a photo of me and my friend Arwen (yes, like the Arwen for that one trilogy that isn’t at all popular whatsoever) from our trip to Sin City last January. In Vegas we shook our jelly like madwomen and thanked the lord that it’s legal to drink on the streets because it was [...]

Life asks: Chelsi, you luckless bitch! What do you do when NONE of the internships you emailed applications to reply and, on top of that, you’ve been coughing up your lungs for over a week from some deathly plague you can’t get checked out because you don’t have any health insurance? Chelsi answers: Thank God [...]