Posts under ‘On Being An Idiot’

Angela: Angelina Jolie is in Iraq, according to French TV Chelsi: Isn’t she always in Iraq? A: Perhaps C: or… : Tanzania : or… : Malawi A: did she and Teh Brad break up? C: I’m not sure. I think she and Brad are the famous-er John and Kate, which means they terrify me in [...]

As I write this entry I’m sitting in a café with my computer looking dissatisfied: A girl, a laptop, an unspecified drink, and a crappy mug. I’m just like those chicks in the movies that have some climactic event coming their way, except instead of being on the verge of meeting my Knight in Shining [...]

Decided against taking the summer off, mostly because this guy at my temp job who totally reminds me of Alan Tudyk said that the most non-profit hiring happens in June, as it’s the end of their fiscal year. OF COURSE IT IS. I don’t think I’m going to hear back from the ones I sent [...]

So, we all know I’ve been on the hunt for an internship in the art department for a while now. I thought I found the one I wanted back in December when I interviewed for it but, as it turned out, the girl I was supposed to be replacing decided to stay and I didn’t [...]