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29Jun/112

Twenty seven love letters

Yesterday an old friend took me to dinner for my 27th birthday. On the way back from the restaurant we saw a man (presumably homeless) in a wheelchair who wasn’t strong enough to push himself up the small incline from street to sidewalk. He hung there on the edge and called out for help as the traffic light changed. A nearby group of people pretended not to hear him.

After sending the man on his way, my friend burst into this big angry rant about how “chivalry is dead” and the general suckiness of people, and I was reminded of a common phenomenon.

For those who either didn’t take Psych 101 or slept through Psych 101, here’s a quick lesson: Catherine “Kitty” Genovese was raped and stabbed to death in the street outside of her apartment in 1964. Weeks later, a newspaper reported that several of her neighbors admitted to witnessing the event, but failed to react. Genovese syndrome, a.k.a. the Bystander Effect, is this condition of unresponsiveness during an emergency, and the driving force behind the Real-Life Superhero movement. Watchmen character Rorschach was said to have made his mask from one of Kitty Genovese’s dresses.

That this particular friend of mine exemplifies the hero complex as though it’s inherent (he also once dove in and saved me from a crazed dog a millisecond before I would have lost a limb) is probably what I admire most about him.

I'm crazy about this friend in a not-so-friendly way. Big time. The biggest time. And so here is the part where we go from regular blog post to direct letter. Hopefully one day he’ll find his way here and read it.

Dear unmentionable friend,

Thank you for the dinner, for your company, for reminding me that there are people in my life whose non-douchiness shines through regardless of how hard they try to stamp it out or disguise it as something else. The opportunity to see you in rare form was like a birthday gift all on its own, and has inspired a list of other things I want from you in particular. I wrote down one for each year of my life since I didn't publish an official birthday post this year and you know how much I love themes:

1. Your complications
2. All of your insecurities; especially those over weight, appearance, how others perceive you
3. Your struggle with commitment
4. Self-deprecation, humor, sarcasm -- your biggest defense mechanisms
5. Your frustratingly hectic schedule
6. Your inability to show or deal with emotion
7. Your inability to deal with yourself
8. Your inability to deal with stress
9. Your stress
10. The recklessness with which you treat both yourself and the people around you
11. Your addictions
12. Your unpredictability
13. Your fear of not being good enough
14. Your vulnerabilities
15. Every stupid front you make about being “awesome”
16. Your pride
17. Your shame
18. Your volatile mood swings
19. Your bad habits, including white lies (and black ones)
20. Your misguided sense of obligation
21. Your grief
22. Your refusal to evaluate and look for meaning because of what you might realize
23. Your crippling disbelief
24. Your selfishness
25. Your cowardice
26. Whatever it is that makes you reject anyone who thinks higher of you thank you think of yourself

I want these qualities aaaaaaaaaaalll up in my shit. I want them in my face, sitting next to me at dinner, reclining in the crevices of my brain while I work. I want them to wake me up each morning so I can say, Hello qualities! I accept your challenge! I will take you along with me as I attempt to help show this man what he cannot yet see in himself.

Number 27, of course, is just you.

The people that know me are probably reading this and either shaking their head, sighing or considering how much courage it is taking me to publicly admit my feelings. But the funny thing about the word ‘courage’ is that it comes from the Latin word for 'heart' (‘cor’) and its original meaning was to tell the story of who you are with your whole heart. Imperfections and all.

By that definition and considering what I write on this website, I am courage.

Here I can be who I am without fear that my feelings won’t be accepted or reciprocated. Without fear of being judged. This authenticity and the resulting vulnerability, I think, is just as fundamental to a healthy society as not turning our cheek when we see someone in danger. The reason is simple: Once we accept flaw we can truly be open to the things that make us great, and then we can be better people.

Here goes some more truth:

I love you differently than anyone else in this whole world. And most importantly I believe, without the tiniest hint of doubt and regardless of what has gone down or will go down between us, that you are worthy and deserving of it.

I understand that you need to come to these big realizations on your own, so please don’t mistake this as an attempt to be a martyr or Superwoman. I just have to get the words out. Besides, as the hero the cape is more your thing.

If you’re reading this, I don’t expect you to say anything, to do anything, or to return my feelings. In fact, I’m almost certain that this post and its admissions will be nothing but a tiny blip-- if that.

I guess the most important thing here is the strengths I’ve acknowledged and all that’s left to say is this: Let’s stay in each other’s lives. I’ll bring the courage, you bring the action, and maybe we’ll save the world. And if we start hanging out with each other more? Maybe even ourselves.

Love, always love,

Chelsi

9Sep/08Off

Ch-ch-changes

As I write this entry I’m sitting in a café with my computer looking dissatisfied: A girl, a laptop, an unspecified drink, and a crappy mug. I’m just like those chicks in the movies that have some climactic event coming their way, except instead of being on the verge of meeting my Knight in Shining Armor/landing the job that's going to make me zillions of dollars/being discovered by some mogul, I’m sitting here wishing I was on a trendy MacBook instead of my tiny Vaio and thinking it would probably be a good idea to stop comparing my life to television. You know, since just appearing like something grandiose and wonderful is going to happen to you at any moment doesn't actually mean that it will.

Boo hoo.

Last week I officially resigned from my internship with the art gallery. Much of me was sad to go, but a small part of me, a small but surprisingly strong and nagging part of me, was chewing on my ear and telling me it was time. The commute with no pay was getting to my pockets and the networking I had relied on to find me a job is at a stand still thanks to the recession (high five, Life!). Also, something happened in the last couple of months I was there, something strange and in the vein of somehow feeling like I’d outgrown the program. This is not to say that I’m ungrateful for the opportunity or think I’m bigger than the organization. In fact, the experience as a whole humbled me because it made me realize just how much work goes into non-profit.

Back in February, the Outreach Director gathered several interns together including myself and told us that the organization was interested in expanding the internship program into something much bigger; the ultimate goal being to get at least one granter's attention so future interns could get a small stipend for their efforts. We were asked to dream up an event to kick off the beginning of this change of pace, and after much deliberation and suggestions (a block party? a bike ride around the city? a party at the gallery?) we finally decided to host an art show featuring our own work and the work of our friends with aim to highlight the beauty that comes from networking and connectivity – two things the organization stands for.

The project started out with very little gusto as members didn’t take it seriously, dropped out, came in late, forgot meetings, flaked on deadline dates, forgot to sign up with the message board, etc. and I spent much of the last three weeks before the opening reception feeling like I wanted to pull my hair out. But after a lot of bickering and stressing and misunderstanding and last minute patch jobs, the core group of participants got it together and we had a pretty kick-ass show. Tons of folks showed up to the opening, our twenty bottles of wine were gone in the first hour, and seeing the culmination of it all, seeing everyone’s work up on the walls next to their little name plates as folks gathered around to discuss them, felt like nothing I’ll ever be able to describe.

Now that it’s over and there are very few loose ends to tie up, I somehow feel like I’m out of place whenever I walk into the building. A lot of things have happened in the last couple of years that have caused me to question my intuition (See: HWMNBN et al.) but I think the feeling that I accomplished what I set out to do with the organization is on point. In addition to adding curatorial, graphic design, administrative, and essential gallery experience to my resume, I made connections with several awesome people, and even if none of them pan out in a lucrative sense, the experience of it all is invaluable.

It’s funny to think that back in December/January I was freaking out every day (and often on this website) about getting someone to hire me for free work, when all I want to do now is wash my hands of it and move on to something that will make me a living. The job search has been total shit so far, but I have to keep reminding myself that I went through this before and I can do it again.

Until then, I’ve got tons of things to occupy my time, things that include writing product reviews for a start-up website (hopefully one day soon I’ll feel it’s aesthetically ready to link here) and starting a teacher’s assistant job for a sophomore English class. The latter job is un-paid and no doubt those fifteen year old kids are going to eat me alive, but I’m hoping the experience will be worth it. Anything that keeps me grounded, anything that keeps me from imploding or running away to join the circus like I'm thisclose to doing, has to be worth it.

15Jul/08Off

I know this bitch and her name is Rejection

I’d like to say that the reason posting around here has been so light lately is because I got a job doing something I love to do and am busy making a ton of money. That and the bitch of a personal assistant I had to hire to keep up with all of my correspondence and scheduling is totally slacking. Alas, that isn’t the case. Actually, a position at the organization I intern for opened up a couple of weeks ago and I was so stoked when I got the email about scheduling an interview that I immediately sent them my resume (the one that needs editing) and a cover letter that read: I LIVE FOR THIS NON-PROFIT. PLEASE HIRE ME. I’m not even kidding.

The position was a temporary part-time administrative job that opened up because our current gal is having problems with child care, and even though I loathe administrative work, I thought getting paid to be at an organization that I honestly feel I live and breathe and exude out of my pores when I sleep would be a dream come true, no matter the responsibilities. So, I scheduled my interview on a day that I’d normally be there working on gallery stuff, dressed in the type of clothes I usually wear to intern (jeans, a button down, Asics) and sat there in front of the Outreach Program Director and the Office Manager and sold myself rather terribly, right after they interviewed an old intern that made them laugh out loud a zillion trillion times and another old intern (Margarita) that wore what looked like a $200.00 suit and kept them in conversation for over half an hour. Afterward I kept thinking, Why didn't they laugh at my jokes? Did I have something on my face? Like maybe a giant banana slug, or Leprosy? Is that why they were looking at me like that? Since when does professionalism prevail over cool, confidence and comfort when you're dealing with people you already know and work for, FOR FREE? Where did I put that bottle of Vodka, damnit?!?!??!!

Needless to say I didn’t get the job. Though they said it would take four to five days to decide, I got an e-mail that very evening thanking me for my interest and dedication to the organization, but also letting me know that they chose to go with another candidate. And then I died.

Okay, just kidding. I didn’t die. I was disappointed though, and for days I tried to blame someone, something, anything, on the reason I failed the interview, including my casual outfit, my ugly hair, my very unappealing two hour commute, my less than professional cover letter, the awful job I did at disguising how much I despise office work, etc. But the bottom line is I didn’t have enough experience. I know it wasn’t my personality because besides being very confident in my heavyweight awesomeness, they didn’t even hire laughing guy! And Margarita did function as an administrative assistant under the Outreach Program Director when she interned, so it was a smart decision to give her the job. Plus she’s become a good friend of mine, and I think she really deserved the opportunity.

None of those realizations kept me from behaving like I’d just been through a bad breakup, however, and an old friend asking me to sit his house while he went out of town couldn’t have come at a more perfect time. For two days I lazed around in a hammock underneath a pomegranate tree, reading The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay (which is conveniently ironically, about American opportunity), eating yogurt pop after yogurt pop, and talking up a storm about my stand-still life to his creepy pet chickens, named after princesses by his four year old daughter. It was a little difficult to adjust to Xena, Leia, Belle and Diana constantly going after my toes like they were little worms, but at the end of my three day vacation, they turned out to be pretty good listeners that could fake interest quite well with their cute little cocked heads and beady eyes. I guess. Also, I stopped going out into the yard without socks.

Besides the rejection, talking to chickens like a crazy person, getting sicker than I’ve been in my whole life, attending HWMNBN’s several birthday parties without imploding and the havoc my brother and I have wreaked in the house since my dad went out of town, life has been pretty uneventful. I mean, I’ve got a couple of art and writing projects underway, and I’m actively searching for a job in between episodes of The Girls Next Door, but I’m beginning to feel like this temporary move home is going to become long term because I’m never going to find a job, and soon They are going to call me and say I’ve failed at life and I should just resign.

I need Life to give me a break before I drive down to the chicken store with the intention of purchasing a personal assistant complete with beak and feathers. What do you guys think the odds of that happening are?