Posts under ‘Recycled’

Homo sentimentalist cannot be defined as a man with feelings (for we all have feelings), but as a man who has raised feelings to a category of value. As soon as feelings are seen as a value, everyone wants to feel; and because we all like to pride ourselves on our values, we have a [...]

Being broken up with is like being in a car accident when you’ve never so much as sped or got a parking ticket in your whole life, and then one day some Ford fucker, or maybe even a Toyota, doesn’t look before they change lanes and the next thing you know, you, the perfect driver, [...]

The following is a very cool survey that I came across while sifting through journal entries at my old domain (the original entry was posted on February 3, 2004). Questions were to be answered in lyrics, and since I used to refer to myself as Chelso the Music Ho (seriously), you KNOW I had a [...]