Thinking
Why do cockatiels cost $100.00+?! That's just about the craziest thing I've ever heard.
Thinking
That perhaps I should invest in a 912879482734 watt lightbulb, because then when the natural light starts to fade from my bedroom I can fool myself into thinking I haven't really wasted the majority of the day on Myspace/Twitter/Facebook/Meebo/Thiswebsite.
Thinking
Seriously Orbit, why Mojito? I can think of so many other delicious alcoholic beverages that would better suit gum flavor. Like Stoli pink lemonade! Or Sidecar! Or Sex on the Beach! Or vodka tonic. Mmm... vodka.
Thinking
The only way Tom Petty could ever manage to break my heart is if he stabbed it with his scythe, because dude seriously looks like the Grim Reaper these days.
Thinking
I think Hilary Clinton might be from another planet. Seriously:
But I suppose that's no problem for the same people that elected the Terminator as their governer.
Thinking
The part that concerns me most about Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia dating is not the twelve year age difference, but the fact that if they get married, cute little Hayden’s initials will be HPV, just like the STD Human Papilloma Virus, which is neither cute nor little.
