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Life asks: Your father has been asking you to clean out all the boxes of clothes and miscellaneous crap in your room at his house for literally fifteen years. You finally did it last month and he couldn't be more ecstatic, a mood that is rarely seen when it comes to your dad. Is there anything that could possibly ruin this wonderful moment?
Chelsi answers: Oh gee, I don't know life, I guess the part where the entire bar in my ten foot wide closet ripped through the supporting particle board under the weight of all my clean and newly put away and color-arranged clothes put a slight damper on my good mood.
Life: You forgot to mention how the brackets under the upper shelf were also ripped out, nails and all, and that now all of your clothes are hanging on an Ikea clothing rack in the spare bedroom.
Chelsi: Screw you.