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12Nov/090

Don’t's

1. Ask me to get coffee with you three times in one day. One rejection requires a lot of energy and doing it three times almost killed me, man.

2. Attempt to hide the fact that you have a child.

3. Forget my name yet still have the balls to ask for my number.

4. Call me five hours after I've given you my number. I mean, I know that probably sounds bitchy and I wasn't going to call you back anyway, but come on. At least wait a day.